I Shaved My Bush For This

Sale Price: $18.00 Original Price: $20.00

This sacrificially honest pink mesh trucker hat with crisp white front panel announces the serious grooming commitment you made for tonight's festivities, complete with an electric clipper graphic and prominent lettering that emphasizes "my bush" – because everyone needs to understand the landscaping effort that went into this moment. Your dedication to personal topiary maintenance and the elaborate grooming ritual you performed in preparation for this special occasion, makes it clear that significant trimming was involved. Perfect for bachelorette parties, date nights, special events, or any time you want to share the intimate details of your pre-party preparation routine and let everyone know that your attendance required serious horticultural planning, this premium foam-front trucker hat proves that sometimes the most memorable nights start with the most meticulous grooming sessions.

This sacrificially honest pink mesh trucker hat with crisp white front panel announces the serious grooming commitment you made for tonight's festivities, complete with an electric clipper graphic and prominent lettering that emphasizes "my bush" – because everyone needs to understand the landscaping effort that went into this moment. Your dedication to personal topiary maintenance and the elaborate grooming ritual you performed in preparation for this special occasion, makes it clear that significant trimming was involved. Perfect for bachelorette parties, date nights, special events, or any time you want to share the intimate details of your pre-party preparation routine and let everyone know that your attendance required serious horticultural planning, this premium foam-front trucker hat proves that sometimes the most memorable nights start with the most meticulous grooming sessions.