Let’s Talk Dirty

You have questions, we might care. Drop us a line and maybe we’ll get back to you. Make it saucy, we get bored easily.

Please allow 1-2 business days for a response.

Return Policy

Yeah, we said it. No take-backs.

Our hats and tees are made especially for you — which means once your order is out in the world, it's yours, baby. We don't accept returns or exchanges just because you had second thoughts at 2am.

However — if your item shows up damaged, defective, or looking like it went through something worse than your last situationship, we've got you. We'll make it right.

Here's what to do:

Contact us within 7 days of receiving your order

Include your order number and a photo of the damage

We'll review it and get back to you faster than your ex

No damaged item? No refund. No exceptions. We're fun, not a free rental service.

All sales are final on non-damaged items.